thot prize

Thot Prize - (pro·noun) What a hoe gets when she "keep a nigga baby" and a human come out her in 6-9 months.

T " Oh he/she is just a miracle, just the cutest." Yea that's her Thot prize.

by Pawnthedove March 7, 2017

Nobel Weed Prize

Someone that thinks that their cannabis fueled idea will change the world.

When Johnny was really high, he came up with the idea of rubber cars, so no one would get hurt in an accident. Man, he just won the Nobel Weed Prize!

by Wolfgang VonLoveless September 20, 2014

Prized Marlin

A sex act involving the male fucking a girl and then using the shocker move to lift her up while she is bent over and then his friend enters the room and snaps a picture of the two.

Dave used the Prized Marlin on Cameron Diaz.

by Dan and Dave September 2, 2003

Door prize

Slamming into an open car door.

I was just riding down the street, then some bastard gave me a door prize.

by Spicywelder April 22, 2006

Nobel Peace Prize

The prize for people who don't want a prize.

Mother Teresa won the Nobel Peace Prize after giving away every other prize she had.

by 7R3 May 2, 2009

Nobel-Prize Worthy

Said sarcastically to over commend an action or person who is really just average.

"Did you hear I passed my driving test?"
"Dude, that's Nobel-Prize worthy".

"I just cooked some awesome toast"
"Someone give that man a Nobel-prize"

by StewieGriffarino October 10, 2009

prize plum

Idiot, moron, jackass. Used when someone's done something REALLY stupid.

You actually paid for an Ashley Madison account? You prize plum. It's full of spam bots. You'd probably have better luck on FetLife, and it's free.

by satisunshinegal October 18, 2015