by lol stop February 18, 2019
drunk or wasted to the point where you are lying on the floor and people drop pretzel sticks into your open mouth. see also bombed
by Dome Timer November 01, 2006
Doin the pretzel to a girl is when you put your dick in a pretzel and stick it in her PUUUUSSSSAAAAAYY!
Akhtar: "so dude i was at a party and this babe was all over Petroski and you know what she said... tell em Petroski"
Petroski: "she was like Petroski why don't you turn your dick into a pretzel and stick it up my PUUUSSSSSAAAAYY!"
thats "The Pretzel"
Petroski: "she was like Petroski why don't you turn your dick into a pretzel and stick it up my PUUUSSSSSAAAAYY!"
thats "The Pretzel"
by B.i.g. Pappa March 10, 2009
Aww man, some douche-nozzle ate all the cheezies and there's nothing but pretzels in the bowl!
Danggit! Somebody's been pretzeling again...
Danggit! Somebody's been pretzeling again...
by LoPoMotive July 14, 2017
Noun. A sexual act involving inserting a pretzel (usually a pretzel stick) into the end of one's penis, and then launching it back out upon ejaculation. Bonus points if either you or your partner(s) manage to catch the spunky pretzel in your mouth.
Dude, me and Miranda went on a date last night and she's into some totally freaky stuff: BDSM, pretzelling, everything. My dick is still sore from all the chunks of pretzel salt.
by The Lesbian Baby Basket September 01, 2018
The Pretzel is the practice of a girl pooping halfway.The male then gives the poop head then shoves it back into the girls butt.
by blinkavaplus44gc March 18, 2008
A ski trick where the skiier goes into the snowboard park and slides a salty treat down the box railing or railing.
by Chronicskier November 04, 2008