teen preteen orgy

A orgy that teen have that they get preteens to come to and the more the better so they can all have sex together.

Lets have a teen preteen orgy.

by Deep blue 2012 July 22, 2010

Pretend Murray

When you use a surname that you know isn't yours. You are given the name via a fake birth certificate to hide history, and the fact your "dad" isn't "your dad", but you go along with it to stay in good with your "chequebook dad"

Muzza is such a Pretend Murray he had it tattoo'd down his leg, and gave the name to his son who is now also a Pretend Murray. Spoon fed family lies are awful tastier than the truth huh?

by ratsbackside May 16, 2023

i am pretending to type something

when you are supposed to be doing work at school but you are doing something else on your computer and your teacher walks by so you write "I am pretending to type something" so it looks like you're busy working.

-hey, what were you typing in class yesterday?
-i was typing "i am pretending to type something".

by Quirty uwo Paz’s May 26, 2020

pretentious prick

Someone who boasts about their accomplishments when in fact they have nothing to boast about or when a man is hitting on a woman and lies about how big his penis is or how good he is in bed.

Oh, so he calls himself god?! Pretentious prick!

by Zecker117 November 17, 2015

pretenductive

(adjective) when you pretend to be productive but in fact you are just procrastinating as usual

Q: Where's Emily?

A: Oh, she's in the library being pretenductive again.

by Danlod November 10, 2016

pretentious cunt

Someone who thinks and acts like they're better than most people and have usually forgotten their roots and where they came from.

He's a pretentious cunt now

by Urban street roamer August 9, 2016

Pretendum

Usable as bot an adjective or noun, Pretendum refers specifically to adolescent girls who either dumb themselves down in general in order to impress a member of the opposite sex, or who on certain occasions, will just play dumb for attention from their peers.

adj.

Christine: She's so acting like Paris Hilton just to impress Greg!
Jacqui: Like, I know! What a pretendum bitch!

n.

Christine: I hate how whenever they ask her to spell words in class that she just says the wrong thing on purpose and does that annoying little giggle thing afterwards!
Jacqui: Yeah, me too. I don't even know why she wants the attentions so bad...
Christine: I do, she's a fucking pretendum.

by Weight-and-Sea March 24, 2009