preston grenade

Like Preston Garvey but has a ton of grenades. Dont mess with him, he will nuke you to another dimension

Preston grenade is the "bomb"

by Preston Fucking Grenade December 5, 2018

Preston Onion

An action that involves firmly pressing an onion of any size or variety into a persons anal cavity. The onion, once firmly pressed in, is referred to as a "Preston" Onion.

I gave her a Preston Onion. It smelled terrible but she loved it.

My boyfriend gave me a Preston Onion and it made my farts smell great for 3 days.

One time, at band camp, I gave this one chick a Preston Onion and she shat it out her mouth 15 hours later.

by Hellvig June 13, 2019

Preston Koyatai

A preston koyatai is an extremely worthless white boy, that can’t succeed in any particular task they try to accomplish. If you have a friend like a preston more than likely his dad got raped and his mom rides dildos

boy 1 : your so bad at this game *name*
“Preston ” : Fuck you I am good your bad
Boy 2 : Fuck your such a preston koyatai your dad got raped in jail, and i walked in on your mum riding a 15 inch dildo.

by Centrelink-Aus September 6, 2020

Prestonaephobia

The fear that somehow,somewhere a settlement needs your help

I can deal with my prestonaephobia I'm away from home too much

by lazerboy22 December 1, 2021

Preston

A boy who usually has blonde hair, and amazing eyes. He is an undiscovered cute boy who is unbelievable in bed.

Girl: He was such a Preston in bed last night! I couldn't walk for days.

by Acer321 May 3, 2009

Preston

The cutest boy you ever saw. He holds your heart in the palm of his hands. He rests his head on your shoulder and you never want to let him go. He flashes his cute little smile at you and you just melt. He is more than you ever hoped for and you thank God every day for having him in your life.

My world is better because Preston is in it.

by Burly Boot February 18, 2010

Preston Hollow

One of the most affluent areas in Texas known for large, wooded lots, privacy, and the largest concentration of wealth in Dallas.

Preston Hollow residents include George W. Bush, Mark Cuban (Mavs owner), Tom Hicks (Stars and Rangers owner), Ross Perot, T. Boone Pickens, Lee Raymond (former Exxon CEO), Wade Phillips (Cowboys coach), Roger Staubach, and several of Dallas' most successful lawyers, doctors, businessmen and their families.

The largely white, well-off residents send their children to nearby exclusive private schools or to boarding schools in the northeast. It's not uncommon to see blond girls in Hockaday's plaid skirts, or boys in the khakis and oxfords characteristic of St. Mark's. Many of them will attend SMU, Vanderbilt, Texas, or east-coast colleges.

Until 2000, neighborhood rules stated that property "would only be occupied by white persons...except domestic servants,” though this was never legally enforceable. Along with Highland Park to the south, Preston Hollow is amongst the safest, WASP-iest, and most conveniently located areas in Dallas. Via the luxury-SUV-filled main thoroughfare of Preston Road, Preston Hollow is a quick drive to downtown, upscale shopping, and a wide-range of restaurants.

H-Town has River Oaks, Big-D has Preston Hollow.

by scottym2007 May 1, 2010