Pressed Ham

Pressing one's butt cheeks up against a window or glass.

We pressed ham to another car on the road.

by dadaevan April 4, 2007

present mic

a very loud boy
he's aizawa's husband and soulmate

present mic pro hero

by dekuplusultra September 7, 2020

preekend

The time period that starts after lunch on Friday and ends when the weekend starts.

Usually in this time period it is particularly hard to focus on work tasks and it is more likely that people are chatting, shopping online and/or doing other non-work related activities.

Erin: "What are you doing this preekend?"
Becky: "Going to to order christmas presents and catch up on my horoscope online. Want to meet up for a drink after work?"

by guidbeck July 17, 2009

present

A word with too many goddamn definitions.

She's presently present, so I'll present my present.

Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.

by Shiny Things Are Shiny February 20, 2013

powerpuff presentation

A powerpoint presentation containing lots of flashy animations, cool pictures, and all sorts of other snazzy gimmics, but almost entirely lacking in any real substance.

Didn't the VP's presentation just blow you away? I loved the falling apples turning into dollar bills.

But what was the point?

Dunno; it was definitely a powerpuff presentation.

by jigsawz67 March 26, 2011

wow! i pressed ctrl + w and now i can see all your private conversations!

Something you say in a chatroom to piss people off.

by Republican Nazi October 4, 2003

Preece

Preece is a unique surname which traditionally refers to the tamer of unicorns. Preece’s usually come across strange when you first encounter them however are an attractive and intelligent breed of people with an excellent scene of smell. Preece’s are notorious due to their natural talent for defeating their enemies at staring contests; it is no surprise then that they will often settle their disputes this way.
It is a sad fact that Preece’s are becoming increasingly rare. The women being incredibly beautiful are married off and hence loose their surname. However a large percentage of the Preece population will remain celibate so that they can remain pure enough to for fill what some would consider their true calling of working with unicorns.

Child: Dad! Look at that unicorn, someone is riding it.
Dad: Ahh yes son. That'd be a Preece

by Gashmaster2001 April 26, 2014