Perection

When you have to pee so bad you get a boner

Brandon: Man, I had to pee so bad during that math test that I got a boner.

Tyler: Yeah man, perections suck.

by NoPop December 19, 2009

wheelchair (reaction/emoji)

A wheelchair reaction to a text message or post (on slack, messenger, etc.) signifies the original message's intent (or the sender) is handicapped, fundamentally flawed, or severely challenged.

Example usage 1:
*Tesla employee posts to internal slack group:* "I think we should use Gucci-wrapped 18650 battery cells to power the new roadster"
*every sane employee reacts with the wheelchair (reaction/emoji) to indicate this design idea is flawed*

Example usage 2:
*An employee accidentally sends a company-wide message which was only intended for specific people*
*every other employee reacts with the wheelchair (reaction/emoji)*

by moderate_mega_chungus October 19, 2020

preachin

Trying to be an adult and giving speeches about serious things when you are still in high school and no one truly cares. The preacher also tends to spoil others' conversations by adding his/her own sermon.

Kakeson: Mike said he would never fight anyone maan.
J.Rich: I know man, I wish I could be like that.
David: Well... there comes a time when you have to give that stuff up and...(The other two leave)

by Kakeson March 31, 2005

Precautionary Principle

The idea that if the consequences are unknown and may cause harm or negative consequences, it is best to avoid making that decision or to proceed with caution.

Since the effect of CO2 emissions on the climate is still unclear, it is best to use the precautionary principle.

by Richard Wayne Bobholz April 24, 2006

prefiction

A prefiction would be the forecasting (pre) of a made-up story (fiction).

Predicting an untruth.

The psychic made a prefiction that the world would end in 2000.

by stumblestone December 31, 2016

Precautionary Pre-Game

To drink alcoholic beverages prior to a social engagement that may or may not be happening in order to make it more enjoyable. Similar to the standard Pre-Game.

Michael: I'm gonna start drinking, might be going out tonight.

Alex: Ah, a Precautionary Pre-Game.

by PlayerOnFire March 6, 2021

Urban Predictionary

The enjoyable pass-time of reading words found on urban dictionary to your friends and having them guess the definition.

Olly: Lets play Urban Predictionary, what does "dick bucket" mean?
Jonty: You jizz into a bucket?
Jacki: Is it me?
Olly: Incorrect it is actually "a lady who never says no..to anyone. also known as a shezmo"

by Mackmasta 'o' Shizzle November 1, 2011