Mash-Potatoing

V. Mash-Potatoing is the process of slamming a semi flacid boner, a.k.a. chub, into the lips of a vagina but not actually entering the vagina.

Billy: yeah i couldnt get it in her cuz i wasnt fully hard but we were still goin at it.

Craig: she was mash-potatoing your dick?

by craiggetshispooholelicked June 24, 2010

Potatocake

Administrator of the world famous webpage: "People who want bec"

Did you see Potatocakes "People who want bec" website? That page is whack

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

Potatocake

A simpleton who enjoys basic things in life such as mung and sucking cocks until they are red raw.

Oh my god, you are such a fucking potatocake.

by unknown December 7, 2003

potatoing

To fucking headbutt someone

Devin is potatoing the fuck out of Doug

by TheTyrone118 April 29, 2016

Potatofag

Retarted word used to describe Gaelic chads, by autisitic British basement dwellers who wank to loli catboys in their free time

Autistic British neckbeard: Errr, you're argument is invalid you stupid Irish Potatofag
Chad Gael: Kys Anglo, half of your country are immigrants now lol, and you're empires lost to history

by I'm based, you're not October 1, 2023

Potatocake

Great lover of scat, and fan of all things to do with goatse and other sick shit like tubgirl.

(Potatocake) I like my ass to be owned
(Potatocake) then I like scat on my face
(Potatocake) and have it washed off by golden shower
(Potatocake) I enjoy cock in my ass, msg me

by burkey March 25, 2003

potatoblank

the uh pthe uh process of thinking,-- of attempting to think, of an interesting fact about the mundane, and being distracted, like by the mary kate and ashley

o man i was on the air and i was talking about some potatoes but then i drew a potatoblank

by CHOWDAH HOUR WORD! October 5, 2010