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Poster Child

What you should be calling millennials, the only generation who refuses to grow the freak up.

Be warned: never tell them they’re old, unless you have a death wish 😃👍
“That Kelsey is being way to modest, because she didn’t mention to you that she is the poster child for hatred, stupidity, the cancel culture, the misguided, and the truly hateful” - from whatever her name is who basically described all you need to know about millennials in a sentence.
Poster Child by Your local Gen Z February 24, 2021

Poster Club 

Poster Club is the best club at West Seattle High School. On Thursdays, they meet in the Library at lunch and room 202 after school. They also have free cookies.
Scholar 1: "Are you going to Poster Club today?"
Scholar 2: "Of course, who isn't?"
Poster Club by Poster Club November 21, 2021

Poster Syndrome

The reluctance to post on social media, specifically LinkedIn based on an irrational fear of making a fool of yourself.
Person 1: "Your take on the metaverse is so spot on, you should post it on LinkedIn.@
Person 2: "Thank you, I would but I a have a bad case of poster syndrome"

Poster child

1. In legal terms a minor that is on an ad, poster or other advertisement thing.
2. Someone that is known for something
1. "You have to pay poster children more money the longer they are on"
2. "Sailor moon is the poster child of anime"
Poster child by 459395 May 14, 2023

Poster Paradox 

The never-ending cycle of NBA players being dunked on. Everyone has turned someone into a poster and everyone has been made a poster.
Giannis has been dunked on and has dunked on someone. Therefore that is a poster paradox.
Poster Paradox by RobDogSports August 8, 2023

poster child

A mural-sized painting or photo of an attractive youngster.
Having a poster child on da wall may or may not be comparably satisfying or enjoyable as having one or more real rug-rats around, depending on your own temperament, physical capabilities, financial situation, etc. On da one hand, just staring at a nice picture won't give you da uniquely-pleasurable experience of actually holding and caring for a warm living breathing pint-sized fellow human, but on da other hand, it will save you da time, effort, expense (especially if said offspring has a bratty/delinquent tendency, in which case extra clothing-store/toy-department purchases or fines/bail-money would be an additional concern), emotional trauma, etc. of raising actual in-da-flesh children.
poster child by QuacksO December 2, 2023