pope punished

The action brought upon young children by the popes raging sexual desires.

"Daddy the pope punished me today"! "Son tell me exactly what hole the man tore apart with his massive holy staff"!?

by lord damp nutksdom f March 7, 2017

anti-pope

Zlad!, #1 Molvanian singer, declared himself this in his hit song.

I am the Anti-Pope, like a lion kills an antelope, like a hammer hits a cantaloupe.

by Heina November 9, 2007

Pope Benedict XVI

Ultimate Sith Lord.
Darth Benedict or Emperor Palpatine in disguise
rose to power after throwing Darth john paul down a mine shaft.

Pope Benedict XVI is just a cover
''fools,everything is happening ,just as I planned''.(manic laugh)

by Spock! June 3, 2006

Pope's dead

A phrase to indicate that the topic or news a person is talking about is old or out of date.

First used on OWLSTALK - based on the tragic death of Pope John Paul II which results in a few hundred threads about "Hey did you see on the news - the Pope died."

The Pope can also be replaced by some other ancient event or figure

eg:
Jesus Christ has been born
George Best has a drink problem
Dinosaurs wiped out

n00b: Hey, did you hear about <<insert yesterdays news event>>?
user: Hey, did you heard - the Pope's dead

by jevs2k July 15, 2009

Poopenstinkle

A smelly poo stick!

Terry tells kayleigh on facebook that she is a poopenstinkle, but she does not know what it means and likes it.

by n0y0u February 9, 2010

pope sloth

Only the coolest motherfucking sloth ever to use twitter

Pope Sloth- "Lana Del Rey"

Random twitter user- "yes my führer"

by what are this November 14, 2013

pokenose

Interfere in another entity’s business

Do not let anyone pokenose in your marital affairs

by Speedxtension January 3, 2020