poobian

A small furry creature with no teeth. It can be affectionate when it wants something and also will play hide and seek upon right circumstances.

Oh that poobian. Shes such a tuna slut

by panfilo pine August 25, 2021

Oogie Poogie

Losing your virginity to a narwhal, a duck and a gorilla all at once. Then Satan claims you as his personal sex slave. He cums fire into your ass. Then locusts eat your penis off. That's an oogie poogie for ya!

Watch out Lil Bobby, you don't wanna get no oogie poogies!

by CaptainPinkaluffagis August 1, 2018

Poogie

Poogie is a pig that may follow you around the village, and it is heavily disputed whether making it love you leads to good luck and rare quest rewards. You can dress the Poogie in all of the latest fashions.

"OMFG I got a 'los Ruby! Thanks, Poogie!"
"I pet that pig every %#!@ time, and still have NO GEMS. DX"
"eeeeee watermelon pigggg!!!11"
(Poogie)"Pig dun knocked me over again..."

by Nymeria November 2, 2010

poogie

Meaning to someone or something cute and cuddly.

Ohh he's such a poogie...
My poogie woogie bear...

by poogie bear November 6, 2006

poo pooing

Claiming something to be useless, unnecessary, stupid, or dumb. Characterizing an action as superfluous or unimportant

Sarah Rader was poo pooing people owning pets.

by H B Pennypacker May 4, 2008

Winnie the poohing it

When you stick your entire arm up a pregnant woman vagina, and scoop the fetus out, as I'd you were Winnie the Pooh sticking his arm in a bee hive to get honey.

Me an the wife don't want another kid, we are gonna be Winnie the poohing it.

by xhmxnano January 30, 2023

peoria snowjob

When your friend goes inside early during a smoke break and you cover his or her car in snow, as if a snow plow has blocked them in. Originated in Peoria, IL.

Friend - "Dude, that pansy ducked out early, you wanna give him an old fashioned peoria snowjob?"

Friend #2 - "Oh fuck yea brah, lets get that turd."

by PeoriaSnowSpecialist February 5, 2010