love poof

A phenomenon which occurs when a woman's low-plunging bra or similar is slightly too small, resulting in two small "poofs" peeking over the top of said undergarment.

I like to have a little love poof on the first date.

by Rainbow Coloured Llama December 16, 2008

Ninja poofing

To ninja poof would be to smoke (marijuana, tobacco, etc.) while hidden, usually very near people. Bushes work well.

I see you ninja poofing behind that dumpster

by Cordmeister July 8, 2010

woofer poofer

An empty toilet paper tube/roll, stuffed with your preferred choice of dryer sheets, that you blow smoke into to mask the smell.

"Make sure you use the woofer poofer dude, so mom can't smell you smoking weed."

by Becholas September 16, 2017

poofery

An expression of flagrant (homosexual) flamboyance.

Boy George is a fine singer but I feel that Culture Club's videos are rife with unnecessary poofery.

by Van Morrissey June 12, 2006

poofter stick

The spider, as used in a game of pool (it's like a cue except with a plastic X on the end) which is used for making shots where it is difficult to lean across the table. Called the poofter stick, as it takes the easy way out.

By convention, if a player uses the poofter stick and fails to sink their shot, then the stick is automatically named after that player. Their name remains attached to the stick until another player misses a shot.

Craig: Ball's too far away. I'm gonna use the poofter stick.

(He misses the shot; later)

Bill: Pass the Craig Stick.

by Aspirex November 17, 2005

poofdog

Adjective- A word used to describe a male individual who pees sitting down like a girl.

Betty- "Did you hear about Tracy's son, I heard he was a real poofdog."

Mark- "Wow what a loser, did you also hear about Tracy. Jarrod told me she is a huge midget muncher."

by horsemilk123.4 February 25, 2009

schlond poofa

A term from Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse, describing a car part that attaches to the back of a car, releasing the smoke that the car produces.

Ken: That darned schlond poofa!
Barbie: Oh, Ken!

by I_am_cool_maddy January 3, 2021