Pokonuff

"Pocket knife" as said by people with a) speech problems or b) a stupid accent.

AIRLINE SECURITY DUDE: Excuse me sir, do you have any dangerous items on you

GUY: Yeh i gotz a pokonuff

AIRLINE SECURITY DUDE: Sorry, a what

GUY: I sed i gotz a pokonuff

AIRLINE SECURITY DUDE: I don't understand what you're saying sir

GUY: I HAV A F**KING POKONUFF YU DEAF BITCH

by BluTack December 6, 2010

poofoot

verb: The act of getting poo on one's foot and then tracking it around the house.
noun: One who has poo on one's foot
adjective: One having poo on one's foot

verb: My damned cat poofooted my pillow this morning.
noun: You're a disgusting poofoot.
adjective: Your child is a poofooted little jerk.

by Emily bbbb123 March 20, 2008

pillow pook

a fat girls hairy stanky outtie belly button full of skeet.

I was about to get with this girl and then I saw she had a pillow pook, that was overflowing.

by C-lo N T-fresh November 2, 2010

pooka

A "secret" girlfriend you keep on the side. She's generally of a lower social class and often has home colored hair and a kid.

I think I saw Jimmy with his pooka the other night, but he pretended he didn't know me when I said hi.

"I know you like him, but I think you're just a pooka to him."

by realgirlsguy March 12, 2020

Poohoo

A person who cries while taking a shit, but not necessarily because of the pain of the actual act of pooing

I just heard James poohooing in the bathroom. is he alright?

by bajrov March 24, 2011

Ohayo Pokko

The correct way to great a person. Particularly if said person is blonde and holds the Jaw Titan.

Pieck: “Ohayo Pokko!”
Pokko: “GWAH!”

by Ochako August 3, 2021

Pookooface

A basic term of endearment on the day of one's planned visitation to a friend's house.

Hello Pookooface, can't wait to be at your house.

by Mysterious-Bob October 3, 2021