politics 

One big mid-life crisis in which rich, balding middle-aged men compete for the approval of their nation in order to distract themselves from the fact that they are over the hill with no way of going back as they quickly tumble towards their death. The winner ends up in office being used as a puppet for his party to push their agenda while the loser retires to mediocrity and Rogaine.

Politics is a huge battle over who has the best hair and the most money... And political idealogies and crap like that, but who cares about that.

politics by Cheapskateninja July 29, 2008

Politics 

A game without rules.

It's called "politics", not "the Olympics".

Politics by kt_mcq January 12, 2009

politics 

Proof that human beings are, indeed, dumbasses.

Typical politics in action:

Republican: My party's better than yours!
Democrat: No, my party's better!
Independent: Both of you shut the fuck up!

politics by Santa Claussssss December 20, 2009

Politics 

Something that makes people feel like human affairs are important, despite the fact that our entire planet- nay; solar system- nay; galaxy could be wiped from existence without altering the universe in any perceptible manner.

Imagine spending your entire lifetime discussing a single electron orbiting a single hydrogen atom bonded in a single water molecule lining the digestive tract of a security guard at Kohl's with no consideration for anything else in the world. That is more or less what politics are like.

Politics by Cadaei June 16, 2011

Politics 

A bunch of rich people in a room yelling at each other pretending to get things done, basically a big circle jerk on the people they represent.

Modern politics is a complete waste of time, and people would be better off electing a potato as their representative it would accomplish just as much as their current representatives do.

Politics by DOJOMASTER January 1, 2015

Politics 

Bullshit that keeps everyone from the truth.

Look at all of this violence in the world; it is due to politics.

Politics by TruthHurts187 March 30, 2013

Politics 

Republicans believe that all Democrats are communists and eat babies.

Democrats believe that all Republicans are rich, white Christians and hate the poor.

Politics in a nutshell.

Politics by Calcon March 30, 2012