2 definitions by Cheapskateninja
The world's only emo ninja.
If I was a ninja like Sasuke, I sure as hell wouldn't be emo. I'd be too busy kicking ass to be emo.
by Cheapskateninja December 9, 2005
One big mid-life crisis in which rich, balding middle-aged men compete for the approval of their nation in order to distract themselves from the fact that they are over the hill with no way of going back as they quickly tumble towards their death. The winner ends up in office being used as a puppet for his party to push their agenda while the loser retires to mediocrity and Rogaine.
Politics is a huge battle over who has the best hair and the most money... And political idealogies and crap like that, but who cares about that.
by Cheapskateninja December 9, 2005