POOMAF

Acronym for "Pulled Out Of My Ass Financials". Often utilized when creating financial projections of early stage ventures where they have no idea what financial really look like. Also utilized by business owners with poor accounting practices when wanting to sell their businesses, having no idea of their actual financial performance.

I presented to the venture capital group yesterday and gave them nothing but POOMAF, and they bought it!

by RobNew99 November 5, 2018

Pokma

Pokma is a rare and powerful bacteria found in public bathroom/shower floors. It is said that you can get Pokma if you bend down to get the soap found on the floor of these places, although it is very rare for you to be infected by it. It is part of the Dropasop family and is very hard to get rid of; The only way to get rid of Pokma is to get a dose of Kisma from your local hospital.

Person 1: Oh no! I dropped the soap, hopefully I don't get the Pokma!
Person 2: Just be careful and you should be fine.
Person 3: Wait, before you get that bar of soap on the ground, I have a question.
Person 2: Go for it.
Person 3: What is Pokma?
Person 1: Pokma Ass Motherclucker

by JustAUserJKIamnothim November 21, 2022

pofap

pop one for a player

Pofap ma?? Maybe for a birthday present??

by Ingus washington the 95th May 25, 2023

pooman

A sick-ass MoFo with a major bowel control problem.

That pooman just dropped a nasty deuce.

by not the pooman August 4, 2003

poma

Poma (P.O.M.A) means Piss/Pissing Out My Ass as used in the South Park episode "Le Petit Tourette".

I ate too much fibre last night and proceeded to poma in and around the toilet bowl this morning.

by Culnburuh July 11, 2011

pomato

A combination of a potato, and a tomato.

"Look at these fresh pomatoes I just grew in my garden"

by Pomato September 17, 2006

Pomade

Pomade..... POMADE is the shit. POMADE is that shit u put in your hair to keep the shit lookin tight.

It can also be used to inappropriately describe a good lookin female.

Also it can be used in the verb form when a girl makes u nut.

Son, i need to get some more pomade or the bitches aint gunna be feelin the hair,ya digg?

Dam you see that bitch?!?! She got that POMADE!

Baby u gunna gimmie some POMADE tonight?

by Eih-Aih January 10, 2008