PmanS

PmanS is similar to when women "PMS" but it can be controlled. It is when a man behaves with extreme instability.

Beware! Not many people will take it as an excuse to be rude.

Dude, he is having a mega PmanS

by laspace December 29, 2009

Pawsitive procrastination

Derived from "positive procrastination". Positive procrastination is when you put off doing an urgent task by doing less urgent activities (such as cleaning, working out, running errands, ect.). Pawsitive procrastination is like positive procrastination, but specifically using pet care/attention activities to avoid work.

My term paper is due tonight but I am engaged in pawsitive procrastination by taking my dog on an extra walk today.

by Valkling October 9, 2020

Pussy Paws

When a seemily classy woman exits the restroom without washing her hands.

Hey Jessica, don’t use the fork she gave you, she has pussy paws.

by Jess&Chris March 11, 2019

Pawsum

A combination of the words "Awesome", "p", and "um" Is an adjective, noun, and a verb. Can be used in both a positive and negative manner.

Tucker:Dude Alex, did you see that jump by matt? It was totally Pawsum.
Alex: Yea bro, it was the pawsumest.

Or:

Tucker:Wow did you hear that Jerm raped his dog, What a pawsum...

Alex: I HATE HIM

Matt:Buttsex is totally pawsum, so is iowa.

by Dildo "jamal" Baggins January 17, 2008

PMAss

The irritability one undergoes when needing expel fecal matter at an extreme level.

A: Hey bitch, drive faster! I gotta take a shit!
B: Dude, calm down.
A: Why!?
B: You're PMAssing is really getting annoying.

by Anonymous4456356 December 28, 2010

PMAAS

Postmortem Ambulatory Attack Syndrome - A condition where the corpses of the dead reanimate and attack the living.

Symptoms: A shambling gait, progressively darkening skin which goes from pallid to grey to black to green over time. Absence of any life signs.

Cause: Unknown Cure: None

The CDC closed the hospital and the Military cordoned off the city after a case of PMAAS was confirmed. Three people were killed.

by Olde Skool Jim July 16, 2011

pawsibility

A likelihood of something regarding a dog or cat.

As shallow-natured and self-centered as Garfield is, literally anything is a pawsibility with him!

by QuacksO April 4, 2020