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AW MAN MY BALLS JUST POOMPHTCK-ED
by JAZZY_H January 26, 2022
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Ploophole

Noun: A purposeful hole in the plot of a narrative that allows a number of dues ex machina to emerge and rescue an author from actually having to come up with a coherent series of events.

Noun: A loophole in public ordinance OTN17-893 that allows a person to poop in public if they can be perceived to be a dog and also that they clean it up.

Noun: The airline industry rule loophole that allows a person to bring along another person for free, if said person is declared an emotional support animal. A human emotional support animal must actively be providing comfort for paying customer throughout the flight. This comes in the form of touch, speech, and non verbal communications such as the emittance of pleasurable odors.

Noun: A toilet. 'ploop' referencing the sound of excrement hitting the toilet water, and 'hole' referring to the shape of the toilet bowl and the apparent bottomlessness of the plumbing involved in the subsequent waste disposal.
The use of the Eagles in The Lord of the Rings is a total fucking ploophole.

Sorry, Officer, but you know the ploophole, and I have to go.

I used the American Airline ploophole to bring Timmy to see Grammy for free! He just had to tell me over and over that I am a good parent, and a bad parent would have paid for him to get a seat.

I ate some questionable meat and now I gotta hit the ploophole.
by Dr. DonkeyBrain MD July 12, 2022
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Plompo

short for plompatous
You are so plompo you could be a door knob.
by Pomplatous Pottypoop August 9, 2022
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plompimorra

oye bro Andas con las plompimorras oh que.
by chupam3lo465 December 24, 2023
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poomph

Noun or verb describing the (usually bass) sound emitted with some force from someone's speakers, for example cars or a sound system. Poomph could also describe any perceivable pressure wave, or something being released, e.g. a stationary vehicle with engine still on, poomphing out unnecessary exhaust gases.
The neighbours are playing their music loudly again and I can hear the bassline going 'poomph poomph poomph'.
by Jodiepedia February 2, 2024
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Plomp

To sit/lay down, typically in reference to a large/fat cat
My cat plomped on my keyboard while I was doing work.
by anonymous August 22, 2024
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Pomph

'I can smell the daffodil pomph in the air'
by W1llos March 21, 2025
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