Anal Pledge

When you’re sitting bare assed on a wooden piano bench. Your Druncle scratches and sniffs the spot you were sitting in.

My dirty old scumbag Druncle just anal pledged my seat.

by Sweats11537 December 24, 2017

pledge like

Acting in a manner similar to, or as a "pledge" would. Syn: n008.

"Saying that Peyton Manning is a bad quarterback is so pledge like."

by the_avenger February 09, 2010

fraternity pledge

A promise set between a group of people sharing a common interest.

Me and my friends made a fraternity pledge, and to this day, we still haven’t broken it.

by lululemonsssss September 12, 2019

Pledge of Allegiance

The satanic ritual that Americans do.

"Oh, we have to say the Pledge of Allegiance in a few minutes"

by my bussy September 22, 2020

Lemon Pledge

Something which is lacking in things that are lame, crap, poor or weak, and would be less so if more of it was applied.

"This sandwich needs more lemon pledge"

"Our team could have won, they just needed a bit more lemon pledge"

"You might be able to get a girlfriend, you had more lemon pledge"

"We need more lemon pledge"

by munkeemanometal September 07, 2012

Lemon Pledge

A person who constantly cleans off counter tops with any form of anti-bacterial solution for the purpose of killing boredom as well as germs and infestation.

Josh "we need more Lemon Pledge" Wray

by DrMeathammer January 25, 2010

Penis Pledge

The act of putting down your penis as an ultimatum. Often occurs in situations of vulnerability or frustration. Sometimes includes one exclaiming that he will sacrafice his sexual organs for the cause.

"balls dude!!! i cant get this chick to go out with me!!"
-"bro, i think youre gonna have to penis pledge that ish.."
"so let it be, I will chop off my penis if she says no one more time!"
-"that is how its done young padwan.."

by two ween teen October 18, 2011