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Platform party

An exhausting exercise, done as a warm-up or punishment in gym classes.

Usually consisting of a starting set of 10 squats and push ups, followed by another set of 9 squats and push ups, then 8, 7, 6, and so forth or until the person is comletely exhausted.
John told coach, "your mom goes to college", so he was asigned a platform party of 25!
by awesome pants poop June 29, 2009
mugGet the Platform partymug.

Platform whore

An individual whom innocuously, and unremittingly uses any opportunity to extend their social media platform. Particularly when their social media persona and real-life personalities are not the same.
Based of the social media you’d think he/she was a whole different person....I guess that’s a platform whore for ya.
by Master analyzer May 6, 2020
mugGet the Platform whoremug.

Platform Channel

A YT Channel that was made solely about a person/people usually controversial ones and milks content about them
That's a platform channel about that controversial person who is getting cancelled!
by anonymous June 22, 2024
mugGet the Platform Channelmug.

board my platform

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"
mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games, I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change.
by Sexydimma October 20, 2014
mugGet the board my platformmug.

Off the platform

I'm not going anywhere without the credit and the money. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT YOU PIECES OF SHIT. You take it from me and I'll take something your really won't like. You're worse you delusional fuck. WORSE.
Hym "Yeah, no, I'm not getting off the platform. I'm not going to be silenced and IF I AM I WILL DROWN OUT THE SILENCE WITH THE SHRIEKING OF A FRANTIC SINGLE MOTHER TRYING TO CLAW ME OFF OF HER KID!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2024
mugGet the Off the platformmug.

Platforming

Using people to elevate your status. They'll run with you or toward you for a bit, then use you to lift themselves - like Super Mario uses turtles
Took her to dinner, got a few drinks, made out but once I got her in the club she disappeared with some rich dude.
She was just platforming, don't trip
by Romancell March 11, 2023
mugGet the Platformingmug.

Platform

Oh? Is this one not as big and, therefore, not as good? Figures...
Hym "Oh is this not a real platform? Oh well! I guess I'll hop on tik tok and see if I can dance so good they make me a Fire Emblem character. Oh wait! I already am that. Is that what you all want? Does the literally anime character that lives on urban dictionary not have enough reach for you? Because I see how Denzel Washington and Ricky Gervais are always quoting those super famous tik tokers all the time so I think what I should do is hop on a REAL platform because that way I'll be a legitimate guy."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2023
mugGet the Platformmug.

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