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pothead

someone, usually known as a pothead,who hasnt had a hit on weed all day but needs a smoke so bad that they go on this site and relate to every definition on here
guy walks up to other guy on the street:

"yo pothead, why you smokin weed when you could be takin acid or snorting coke lines?"

"no man... i dont do drugs"
by im not telling you July 13, 2006
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pothead

(noun)a person who smokes weed more than the average weed smoker.
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pothead

Often confused with the word stoner, a pothead is one who's become obsessed with weed and thrives off it.
Liz's a stoner, at least she smokes in moderation. Not like Billy, he's a fucking pothead.. Did you see how red his eyes were during 2nd period today ?
by TFS February 19, 2005
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potheads dilemma

whenever you want to get high but your missing one of three key components: bud, bowl, fire. No matter what two you do have, missing one will leave you fucked.
-"Hey I got a new bong, lets get stoned!"
-"Hell yeah! I got a new lighter!"
-"I don't have any weed..."
-"Neither do I..."
-(together) "well fuck!!"

potheads dilemma
by texasfotwenty March 17, 2010
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harry pothead

Urban and more realistic version of harry potter. Also known as Horny Pothead, he smokes pot, drinks and flies, and shags girls while wearing his "Anti-babymaking Coat". Uses wand as Bong. Also is Fucking Emo.
Current bounty: $500,000.
Appeared in many autobiographies:
Harry Pothead and the Philosopher is Stoned
Harry Pothead and the Chamber of Crackheads
Harry Pothead and the Prisoner from Afghan
Harry Pothead and the Goblet You Desire
Harry Pothead and the Half-Stoned Prince
Horny Pothead: GOD I AM SO EMO.... (sobbing quietly)
Ronald Gaysley: wanna have emo sex harry pothead?
horny pothead: god u know EXACTLY WHAT I WANT!!!
(EXPLICIT CONTENT)
by lolomatick January 24, 2007
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pothead (professional)

one who can roll a blunt with one hand while driving your moms car without a drivers license and dont give a fuck
me Alex Cone A.K.A stoner coner
by ALEX CONE November 3, 2004
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Pothead

Someone who when telling stories of his life makes a great emphasis on how high he and his friends were. Most of the times these stories took place on 4/20 and the words “grav hit”, stash, cops and dank appear in most sentences. A pot head only thinks about weed until they get high and only at this moment they are able to perform tasks in a very slow way. There isn’t anyone out there who is able to forget and lose as much things as potheads do.
Pothead: Dude I’m not addicted to this shit, it’s just that I love it.

(3 hours later)

Pothead: I can’t believe my 8th is over. I’m going down to the Boulevard to pick up some of that sweet dank from Dave’s indoors.
by JayMurray July 25, 2010
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