cum pistol

A deformed penis, the pelvic muscle underneath extends resembling a pistol like shape.

"Bob I dont know what the bulge in your pants is... is that a cum pistol?"

by Edzik June 30, 2008

dirty pistol

a pistol that killed someone.

shit man i gotta get rid of that dirty pistol before 12 find it.

by lilpumpdrose80onmywrist January 17, 2018

pistol fuck

To put make your hand in the shape of a pistol (Thumbs up, Index and middle finger out) and then finger a girl from behind (2 fingers in snatch and thumb in the butt). Almost always done from a doggy-style position. Usually accompanied by pulling hair for a more degrading experience.

Person 1: So man does she like it nasty or what?

Person 2: Hell yeah, I grabbed on and pistol fucked her for an hour.

by src5tt January 3, 2009

pistol rape

Just as pistol whipping implies the use of a pistol to whip a person, pistol raping involves the use of a pistol to sexualy violate a person.

Pistol rape can be carried out in several ways, and most involve the victim's orfices being penetrated in one way or another.

Phillip: "As long as I had him at gun point, I thought that I might as well pistol rape him."

Rodion: "Cool."

by Argonak April 13, 2008

Shit Pistol

A water pistol loaded with diluted fecal matter.
Helpful when heart-felt revenge is in order.
Not a recommended course of action in many circumstances.

1: "Man, I cheated on my wife and she soaked me with the shit pistol"

2: "Hey! That lady just hit my car and drove off, I'm gonna chase her down and spray her windows with my Shit Pistol."

by wansambenlovin March 23, 2010

pretty pistol

A super hot girl with a nice body.

Leah is a pretty pistol.

by Vickytoria August 10, 2006

pistol grippin'

a verb that means: packing and using a gun (aka packing heat!).

I already got enough on my mind to be stressin'
And now I can't even watch the news? It's depressing...
Them dudes lost their lives overseas pistol grippin'...

by rich rick August 6, 2009