Pigeon Boy

A title similar to that of Jonathan Cassin but usually referring to video game abilities. When you see a Pigeon Boy, there’s not a lot you can do except run for your life. (Prefers the blue tac)

Tfue: LOOK! A PIGEON BOY! I better run as fast as I can!

Ninja: Me to. OH MY GOD HE HAS A BLUE TAC!

by Charstar14 May 26, 2019

Leave the math to pidge.

An alternate way to express your suppressed feelings of love.

And Lance? Leave the math to pidge. :)

by WeHadABondingMoment July 9, 2018

Head pigeons

A serious, serious, illness involving having pigeons on one's head. The cure has proven to be elusive and remains highly contagious.

Ms. Bitters: There is a pigeon on your head. You've got Head pigeons. Get to the nurse before they spread to the other children!
Zim: Yes, Ms. Bitters.

by Salad Sister December 16, 2009

Penged

To screw up even worse than expected...especially when people already assume you are going to screw up pretty badly.

I am a complete moron and people expected my invention not to work. However, I penged and not only did it not work, it blew up and killed an orphan in the process.

by Johnny 1 Ball January 5, 2011

Pigeoning

Tracking someone’s life and their career, academic, and intellectual pursuits in order to copy them or seize them

Boris keeps pigeoning me because he wants to get into Dartmouth!

by Dorgenrorgen January 1, 2020

Pigeondick

A sexually transmitted disease that causes no physical symptoms but draws pigeons to those affected. Therefore, it is potentially dangerous because of the potential for disease spread by pigeons. It is thought that Pigeondick (or it's technical name, Phallus Columbidae) causes human beings to secrete an enzyme through their sweat glands similar to the secretions pigeons give off during mating season. Pigeons are known to rub their heads and underbellies on affected humans. A cure is being developed, but currently the best option is to wear a condom.

Man1: Ever since I had sex with Scruffy pigeons have been rubbing up on me

Man2: I think you have pigeondick dude

Man1: Well...I didn't wear a condom

by audreeapples and Ro Silverman June 29, 2011

Pigeon lips

Someone who is always the last to finish their alcoholic drinks

How slowly does Marianne finish her drink?
I know right, she is such a pigeon lips.

by rollinson9 November 29, 2018