piddle my fiddle

For a woman to masturbate

Brody didn't make me cum last night so I had to piddle my fiddle

by AutumnStorm March 11, 2016

Piddle Waddle

The knees almost together half run, half walk that small children and menopausal women use to quickly perambulate to the bathroom.

This car had just stopped at the rest area when some lady jumped out and rushed past me all piddle waddle.

by Nebraskalad April 25, 2016

puddles

Pants that are too long to be considered flood pants (clam diggers) but are still slightly too short for the person attempting to wear them. Stepping in puddles is a good test to see if your pants are considered puddles

"Derek, I see you've worn your puddles today, did you get dressed in the dark?"

by Design Hell! December 3, 2009

Lust puddles

Lust puddles' is a mental state in which you go completely crazy over someone because of their looks.
You don't claim to love them, or like them you just have very *bad* urges to well..
Leap..attack..rape..whateverr..

Me:OMG..Lust Puddles
Criss:Lust what..?
Me:Look it up in urban dictionary
Criss:Oh okay then..wait- you wanna rape me..?
Me:Hell yes.

by Sierra D: December 29, 2007

piddled

Drunk.

Can you drive?
No, I'm piddled.
Again?

by stumpyjonboston June 23, 2011

Piddle

to urinate (a euphemism for piss, see also pee)

I have to piddle before we leave.

by Light Joker October 1, 2005

strip-piddle

the word yelled when playing the game, also called strip-piddle. anytime another car with one headlight out is spotted, the first person to hit to ceiling of the vehicle and yell "STRIP-PIDDLE" is the only person in the car that does not have to remove an article of clothing. all other passengers must remove one article of clothing.

*car with only one headlight spotted

"STRIP-PIDDLE"

winner smiles happily, losers remove one article of clothing.

shoes count as one article, not two.

by need to change my bulb December 7, 2010