Poober

1. Someone who screams and rages but is weak. 2. A gay meanie pants

Don’t be such poober after dinner Bradley!

by Furry Funky Fetus April 12, 2019

phobe

anything uncool

That camper is annoying.
Yeah they're a phobe

Eww that horse just phobed on me.

by CampHelper July 11, 2009

Proberly

A word created by the not so beautiful "Beautiful" of the ijji forums, because she cannot spell probably.

your proberly a noob.

by xNFMe August 1, 2009

pober

Being porn free; Not being under the influence of pornography. Going a period of time without looking at porn.

"Dude, I've been pober for three days now. I feel so proud of myself"

by L5e5m5 January 5, 2009

Probere Lamonte

A poser irish man to hide his true identity as a frenchmen. Played a big part in the French Revolution and was frozen and recloned so he could come back and unleash his Reign of terror on modern day people. Ever since stepping foot on this earth he has been telling historical jokes. Such as "Do you guys fight over Northern Ireland?" He is a hardcore ranger fan and kills anyone you disagrees that the rangers are not better than Sean's (see definition of muirenheimer) favorite team, the Islanders.

Scott:What time is it when you go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Dennis: That is such a Probere Lamonte joke

by its dennis August 7, 2006

fat phobe

A term that allows fat people to avoid accepting that they are fucking gross and it is their own fault. So, for instance, if you don't like fucking morbidly obese women, you are not a red-blooded American man, you are a "fat phobe".

A: You should try to pick up that girl.
B: I would, but the cankles, spider veins, and pendulous, flopping slabs of blubber don't really spark my desire.
A: Fat phobe!

by Gojogongua August 3, 2007

Poober

Poober. - Noun.

noun: poober,

The emergency hire of an ‘uber’ at the end of an evening of heavy drinking when the hotel is further away than the ‘hundred metre warning-lower bowel twinge.’

Entomology; first use in extraction of urine post Prague sept/oct weekend when a Mr Adam Gilmore experienced many close calls.

. “Can we not just get an Uber? I need a poo.” - Poober

by Rufus Maxamillion October 2, 2018