Clem phlegm

Sperm, spunk, ejaculation, cum, seed, jizz, semen.

(Credit Joe W)

I'd totally clem phlegm over her titties

by May 26, 2023

Phlegm Job

The act of performing fellatio on your partner whilst being sick, likely with bronchial sputum which assists in lubrication.

“Neither of us wanted to slam, so we opted for a phlegm job instead.”

by Barkingpenguin November 13, 2022

Phlegm Wad

A creepy middle aged man who refuses to follow COVID guidelines and always calls the female baristas or waitresses at his favorite places by name.

Don’t look now, but a total Phlegm Wad just walked into the Starbucks.

by Lady Gladriel October 11, 2020

fanny phlegm

Vaginal Discharge

“My undies were full of fanny phlegm”
“I hadn’t showered and he got a mouth full of fanny phlegm”

by Harry Akswoond February 17, 2023

Phlegm Face

Face full of phlegm/mucus/boogers.

Mia: Have you seen Georgie?
Uzi: Nah mate she’s got phlegm face!
Mia: Aww hope she gets better...

by Lil Uzi Koli January 31, 2021

phlegm

when maddi and martha laugh together uncontrollably:)

maddi: PANGSKEVEKSBDNNS BF BD *cough cough* its the phlegm 🙄

by stepintochrismaswithme November 11, 2020

phlegm-corn

Those hard bits of lung you cough up and you think its something you ate but your wrong....

Man I coughed up this big chunk of what I thought was corn but I remembered that I had not eaten corn so I realized what it was.......it was..........phlegm-corn!!!!

by TheOriginalCageRattler June 09, 2009