phlegm-corn

Those hard bits of lung you cough up and you think its something you ate but your wrong....

Man I coughed up this big chunk of what I thought was corn but I remembered that I had not eaten corn so I realized what it was.......it was..........phlegm-corn!!!!

by TheOriginalCageRattler June 9, 2009

phlegm

when maddi and martha laugh together uncontrollably:)

maddi: PANGSKEVEKSBDNNS BF BD *cough cough* its the phlegm 🙄

by stepintochrismaswithme November 11, 2020

Phlegm Wad

A creepy middle aged man who refuses to follow COVID guidelines and always calls the female baristas or waitresses at his favorite places by name.

Don’t look now, but a total Phlegm Wad just walked into the Starbucks.

by Lady Gladriel October 10, 2020

dingle phlegm

The thick, clingy cum that hangs off your penis when you pull out of your mate.

"Baby, that ride was awesome. It felt like you came a gallon. Be careful when you pull out so your dingle phlegm doesn't drop on the helper pillow."

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed January 7, 2013

Phlegm Target

A term used to describe someone who is so wretched and nasty (Slag Pile) that they deserve to be spit upon. However when this person is so bad, ordinary spit is not good enough for them. One must hack up some really gross phlegm and spew at them.

That guy/gal hosed me so bad, the only reason for his/her existence is to be my personal phlegm target.

by gramps number 8 July 21, 2011

Donkey Phlegm

the thick viscous substance secreted by the mucous membranes of the respiratory passages, especially when produced in excessive quantities during a cold. This is a slang term used in England originally used in Birmingham

I have Donkey phlegm

by Vape Duke Luke September 16, 2018

fanny phlegm

Vaginal Discharge

“My undies were full of fanny phlegm”
“I hadn’t showered and he got a mouth full of fanny phlegm”

by Harry Akswoond February 16, 2023