Melancholy Phile Paradox

The melancholy phile paradox states that a person who enjoys being sad is not really sad at all because enjoyment is happiness

Fucking melancholy phile paradox arent you a sadist???? wwwwwwwww

by Helivitica January 25, 2024

zoo-phile

A person who is sexually attracted to animals.

Ew they are a zoo-phile

by SmallAfton January 8, 2023

redhead-o-phile

Any man (like me), woman, or enby that, upon seeing a natural redheaded woman, immediately falls in love with her.

I'm sooooo obsessed with redhead women!!!! I'm a redhead-o-phile!!!

by VardanMarutyan June 14, 2025

vet - o - phile

any law enforcement who searches a military veterans crotch, improperly touching in the genital area, searching for cannabis. female leos fingering veterans vajinas searching for cannabis. these leos are equal to child molesters.

that corrupt leo , vet - o - phile P O S , rifled thru my junk thinking my dick was a bag of weed.

by green trump July 6, 2022

pot - o - phile

any law enforcement who improperly touches anyone in their crotch and genital area searching for cannabis. equal to a child molester.

that sheriff is a 100% pot - o - phile, he touched my pepe thinking it was weed.

by green trump July 6, 2022

Walltong philes

Some scary shi dat giv u nitemares or sum ting idk

Man.1: i get scær'd by walltong philes
Man.2: me too

by Alternatesexual February 16, 2022

Phile

To have a great fondness or liking of something

A pedophile lives down the street

Oh, I thought he was just a bibliophile

by MixedDice March 7, 2022