Panning for gold

When you take a shit and you have diarrhea followed by solid feces, as if you were panning for gold. This is especially true if you have eaten corn.

Man I just got done panning for gold and I feel great. I'm rich bitch!

by Kyle and kenny August 18, 2008

panning

hitting another over the head with a pan, not physically, but mentally

Busdriver: "Larry Dunn, you better sit your ass down and cut this mess out. I know you don't want to start panning on folks, do you? Not with what I know 'bout your momma".

excerpt from Watsons Go To Birmingham

by Nicholas Hastain August 17, 2006

family planning

What more people should practice. The alternative is to require licensing to procreate. Just because you can...doesnt mean you should!

The newspaper today is full of examples of poor family planning - starting in the political section and covering almost every page. Unfortunately. there are even examples in the arts section.

by Shrinmarie September 22, 2007

oil panning

The act of nutting in a girl after she has jerked you off, to clear the lines thereby prolonging your mileage.

My girl and I were oil panning last night, gave her the high mileage treatment. Nawmsayin?

by Waterdoing May 7, 2018

peter panning

Extremely flamboyant individual who is suspiciously gay, moving about with feminine characteristics.

"Will you quit peter panning around the house and get ready for dinner."

by Trill Chris December 16, 2011

Planning ahead

Something only Travis does. Everyone else is normal

Planning ahead is overrated.

by Brightside2d May 10, 2018

Gold panning

Getting a handful of lucky charms and picking through for the marshmallows

After Gold panning for an hour or so, I realized that all that was left in the box were the shitty brown oats.

by SCAREY February 18, 2015