Phallus face mclain

Anyone whom has a face resembling that of a penis, or anyone who needs to be quickly dissed.

Nerdster : Have you seen my glasses anywhere?

(While casually stepping down upon his glasses)
You : Fuck you Phallus face mclain.

by Busy Blake February 27, 2008

phallusism

A witticism with a phallus as its subject matter.

"Mmm, I like wieners. They feel good inside me."

"Hah! Your phallusism amuses me."

by miksedene November 1, 2009

Phallusize

1. verb. To fantasize about phalluses.

2. verb. To be reminded of a phallus by an inanimate object.

Despite trying to think about Jesus, Monica usually spent 90% of her time in church phallusizing.

I couldn't help but phallusize the majestically tall, mushroom-domed mosque.

by txredhead March 29, 2011

Masticate a phallus

The classy version of eat a dick

You sir may go masticate a phallus

by Samtionary May 10, 2024

Phallus Flexus

A dick that is big enough to compare yourself to others. It has at least 20 cm.

Look at Joseph, he has such a huge Phallus Flexus.

by SooSbürger November 30, 2018

Poisoned Phallus

A gentleman’s throbber which, when excited, emits a sour, curdled, vinegar like load with the capacity to poison its recipient (if any). Always point away away from face.

Ste presented Shaun with his poisoned phallus whilst Trev willingly watched on.

by john-thomas-2021 October 8, 2021

Phallus

Shakespearian word for fake, liar, and false

You are (a) phallus.

by P of the O February 9, 2023