Pez dispenser 

Someone that has not been circumcised that tucks pez candy in his foreskin for whomever gives them the next blowjob.

My friend Shaun told me about how he hired a hooker and gave her a pez dispenser.

Pez dispenser by Speedguy70 June 11, 2023

Pez Dispenser 

When you plant an emergency contraceptive pill, such as plan b, on the tip of your penis and proceed to have vaginal intercourse, fighting parenthood at the source.

"Don't worry babe, I popped a pez dispenser"

"OH good. I love that candy. It's my favorite flavor."

Pez Dispenser by ThiccDiccDaddy93 July 7, 2021

pez dispenser 

when you cut someones throat so it leaves a huge gash and makes the victim look like a pez dispenser

dont fuck with me or i'll have you looking like a pez dispenser

pez dispenser by Big Rob 187 July 2, 2006

PEZ Dispenser 

Guy is standing up. Girl is in front of guy, on her knees giving him head. Right after the guy blows his load, before she can swallow it, he smacks her under the chin causing her head to raise up. Then punches her in the gut so she spits the load out. Kinda like when you lift the head on a real PEZ Dispenser and candy comes out. For added realism and fun have the girl ware some sort of Halloween mask, like Darth Vader or Bugs Bunny, etc.

At the Halloween party I went in the bathroom with this chick in a Yoda costume and did a PEZ Dispenser.

PEZ Dispenser by Intercaust February 4, 2004

pez dispenser 

Another name for a 9mm clip, named for similarity. See also tic tac pack

Dog, grab them pez dispensers and let's roll on them tricks.

pez dispenser by Digital D July 22, 2006

Pez Dispenser 

This happens after a long night of drinking and on the car ride home your head is bobbing back and forth like a PEZ dispenser.

Stottsky was so fucked up when we hopped into the cab that he kept doing the pez dispenser.

Pez Dispenser by xXUncleJayXx August 11, 2010

Pez Dispenser 

For tracheotomy victims only. Right after you have taken a fresh load in your mouth and it settles in your throat, you have someone tilt your head back and shoot it right at them thru your throat hole. They'll never see it coming...literally.

Bob tasted some liquid candy from Sutter's Pez Dispenser. Mmmm

Pez Dispenser by The artist formerly known as Cajun Sprocketer September 26, 2006