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Saucy Peyton

Saucy Peyton is incredibly saucy even though sometimes he won’t admit it. Ultimately the coolest bro you will meet. Often says bruh or bro and yo. Even through all that he still continues to act very humble towards his saucy ness.
Lexi- “have you seen Peyton?”
Rachel- “ugh I know he’s such a saucy Peyton”
by sarah_basic June 14, 2019
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Peyton pink sock

After Superbowl 48, Peyton Maning had received a pink sock, which forms after hard un lubed anal rape when the organs pile out of the bloody asshole, the size of Missouri from the Seattle defense.
Dude, the superbowl is like a 40 point difference, look at that Peyton pink sock !
by hoffmandoe February 3, 2014
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Peyton

Peyton's are the best girls you will ever meet! If you meet one know that she will be shy at first, but as she gets to know you she can be really funny. She has an amazing personality and loves to date blondes. Peyton's can be very bitchy if you piss her off. She only dates guys that are loyal to her. No jerks allowed. Peyton's are also super HOT! You should date one!
Boy: Hey look at how hot that Peyton girl is <3
Boy 2: Dang she looks gooooood!<3
by ButteredBacon123 September 13, 2018
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Peyton Manning

Numbers and numbers... 6 consecutive 4,000+ passing yard seasons. 49 TDs in 2004 season. 4 to 1 TD/Interception ratio. 34,000 career passing yards so far. Over 240 career touchdowns. The only quarterback to throw a perfect game, and he did it THREE TIMES.
"Peyton Manning in the shotgun. Ball snapped. He's scanning the field... Sees Harrison... Deep pass!... TOUCHDOWN!"
by Sara Nguyen April 9, 2006
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Peytonism

The act of scamming or misleading large numbers of people.
Peyton was a faithful practitioner of Peytonism, having made thousands of dollars of her WoWscape scam.
by lolhaximo August 17, 2008
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Peyton

Everybody may think they know a Peyton but I know one better. They are just people who are alone in the world. They only think about bad and never any good. They may be pretty and smart, but that doesn't mean they have it all. Peytons are the ones who act like they don't care, when that's all they ever do. They feel as if they are lost and no one will be able to find them. They won't be able to find a happily ever after. They may not even belive in love because that are so alone, they have never had first hand. They need to be told they are needed somewhere, if not they think they are unwellcome. And that's the sad part. Peyton is the one who will always come in second. No matter how hard they try, they wold never amount to anything. Yes they are fun and outgoing, but behind every smile Is a story to tell.
"Wow that Peyton looks so happy"

"You don't even know the worst of it"
by Slim234 October 13, 2015
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Peyton

Peyton is gay
by polyonnym October 29, 2019
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