petters

Aussie slang for petrol.

Aboriginal one: Oi brudda, ya comin down to the waterin' hole for a sniff o' petters?
Aboriginal two: Nah brudda, I juss drunk a pint o' paint.

by severedheadstoner September 26, 2006

Armand Pettenon

someone who always talks about themselves and doesnt shut up about how nice he thinks he is. and always talks about how expensive his items area and is addicted to CHAT ROULETTE!

armand pettenon

by Karly C June 16, 2010

Petter paned

When ones nuts or PETTER gets hit with a pot or PAN.

Dude that guy just got Petter paned.

by Red october 666 December 14, 2009

Sweater Petter

The name given to women who are attracted to men with copious amounts of back hair, predominantly found at tourist beaches and hotel pools.

Check out that sweater petter putting sunscreen on that middle eastern dude!

by Nubberboy January 24, 2010

pettilexiosis

Petti-Lex-ee-O-sis

The wanten and unnecessary need to create more fake words.

I am suffereing from an accute case of pettilexiosis.

by GamesPlus July 18, 2005

Petter

Going to the bathroom at an inappropriate moment.

-Where´s John?

-Oh, he´s gone doing a Petter.
-Goddamnit!

by MyXboxIsBroken January 25, 2011

petter

To annoy or hassle someone due to their romantic or potential romantic attachment to another individual; to pester someone using the elongated word "so", and an eyebrow raise.

I will petter her until she finally decides to make a move and ask that guy out.

by Sanay-nay March 9, 2009