Parental Tech Support

The modern day replacement for the child technical assistance to fix the flashing 12:00 on the VCR. Only now involving computer assistance.

I was on the phones with the moms all night giving parental tech support.

by crank December 13, 2004

Pervential

A combination of Perve and Potential.

I'm going to hit the beach today, there's sure to be plenty of pervential.

by jimmyg87 January 12, 2009

Parental Control

Possibly the worst so called "reality" show that has ever been made. It is a show on MTV which shows a girl and her overprotective parents who hate her asshole boyfriend. The mom and dad each pick another boy for her to go on a date with and at the the end the girl has to choose who she will date: her current boyfriend or one of the new guys. This show is literally terrible and every episode is exactly the same. The acting is AWFUL and the show is supposed to be portrayed as real. I recommend that you watch this show at least once, and even though it is God awful, you will probably be hooked. It's so bad it's good.

Person 1 "yo did you see the new show parental control?"
person 2 "yeah it made me hate the human race but i watched it for 6 hours"

by jenkoo98 June 13, 2013

parental advisory

a sticker that kids think is so cool to have on their albums. (just listen to music you smacktards!)

in a smacktards mind:

this album sucks so bad, but hey im so cool because i listen to music with swears!!! lol wankar!

by pikkamunununu July 12, 2004

Percentage

Money, revenue, profit. As in 'percentage of take'; points.

"There's ain't no percentage in shooting the guy."

by Dinar November 15, 2007

percentage advantage

The deciding factor of who gets the car phone charger. The lowest battery power always gets the charging port first.

Hand over the the charger quick before my phone goes dead!. At five percent battery I've got the percentage advantage on you guys.

by The wild wes January 17, 2015

parentalisis

A condition created in a formerly fun person caused by becoming a parent. Can affect behavior with opposite sex and capacity for drink.

Adam used to be so much fun at Raider games until he had kid and got such a serious case of parentalisis.

by FlatMatt April 3, 2009