Working Up A Penrose

A cock that is semi-hard but extremely red after repeated masturbation or a marathon sex session. Resembles a Penrose brand sausage.

Devon watched porn all weekend long and was working up a penrose after two days of repeated wanking.

by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009

pedostache

A pedophiles mustache. And the mustache for the guys in surgeon simulator. The best way to find those criminals who rape, and do stuff like that.

Pedo: Dude i just went to-
Guy: Don't even talk
Pedo: what do yo-
Guy:douche i know you're a pedofile with that pedostache of yours
Pedo: Shit
*rapes

by corvokenway December 13, 2015

peniosaurus rex

pen·io·saur (pen-nigh-o-s-argh'us, wre-cks-) A very large vagnivorous peninosaur of the Upper Crustaceous Period of North America, characterized by a small neck, large head and scaley skin. A vaginal intruder, the true king of the peniosaurs.

In a prehistoric times, it wasn't all that uncommon for a peniosaurus rex, to destroy a whole flock of ptwatodactyls.

by Mattie Macabre December 4, 2007

pindostan

Sarcastic Russian term for America, combining "Pindos" (roughly the Russian equivalent of Gringo) with "-stan" (the Central Asian term for country), meaning roughly "Gringo Country."

Also seen as "Pindustan" to rhyme with "Hindustan"

"So the other day Pasha was walking around talking a bunch of shit about political freedom and self respect and I told him, bitch, you should never have spent your summer vacation in Pindostan, those dumb amerikos motherfuckers have filled your head with all that western khuynya."

by Bubba Cornflakes March 8, 2014

pedos

pedophiles are pedos.

One strike law! Protect our children! One strike and your out!
LOCK UP the PEDOS!

by you abused me February 1, 2007

pedosexual

A non-existent word invented by pedophile activists as part of their ongoing effort to legitimize and legalize the sexual exploitation of children.

See pedophile.

Bob is a pedophile but he calls himself a "pedosexual" in order to portray his deviant sexual desires as a mere sexual orientation. The rest of us know Bob is really just mentally ill.

by Ed January 21, 2005

pedosticks

Pedosticks combines the alluring qualities of chopsticks and pedophilia.

As with fiddlesticks, it can be used to denote frustration for being unable to do something. Unlike with fiddlesticks, that something is jailbait.

Chris Hansen: I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline. Why don't you take a seat?

Prashanth: Aww pedosticks.

by SirBlondie December 20, 2008