A moron who calls himself the "vice president of the United States". Mike Pence also calls himself pro-life, but doesn't support life other than the lives of himself, his boss Donald Trump, and the "lives" of unborn fetuses. He doesn't care about the lives of DACA dreamers and those suffering from the coronavirus.
Did you see the guy that just walked into Mayo Clinic without a mask? He must be Mike Pence!
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the coolest fucking baseball player ever to play for the phillies. traded from the astros in 2011
hunter pence has hit in every game with the phillies so far man!
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Slang for “impotent.”
Dude, I was with Melania last night, and I totally MIKE PENCED!
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An extremely homophobic piece of shit that shouldn't exist in this multiverse.
Mike Pence is shit.
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The reincarnation of Jesus and Nikola Tesla whose destiny is to electrocute all the gays.
Mike Pence "the electric fence" electrocuted 2000 fags today
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