Patton is the most loyal boy you will ever meet. He is popular among all his friends and everyone considers him their best friend. Pattons are usually blond, and personified as a golden retriever. If they’re not blond, their personality is most definitely a golden retriever. They may have been hurt and are scared to open up, so they may be shy around new people. But should you ever find yourself a Patton, make sure to have deep conversations with him, for that is the way to his heart. Should you ever find a Patton, hold onto him, don’t you ever let him slip away.
1: hey who’s that guy?
2: oh that’s Patton
1: which is who??
2: the most popular, kindest boy around….(he’s also super cute)
1: broooo!!
2: oh that’s Patton
1: which is who??
2: the most popular, kindest boy around….(he’s also super cute)
1: broooo!!
by chickenherder August 3, 2022
Get the Pattonmug. by NickyWhoIsPrettyCool March 20, 2017
Get the Mike Pattonmug. Unionvilles baby, the school where cancelling is an every month occurance. Kennett middle schools biggest rival Let’s be real Kennett is just the poor version of patton with a really bad education we have a lot of groups at lunch. First popular girl table , popular boy table and end the end of each of the popular people table there are the people who aren’t popular enough to sit in the front but still try we have the nice friend group the gay friend group . Let’s not forget how they are total rich kids well most of them so that’s patton for ya
by queen2382 January 7, 2021
Get the Patton Middle Schoolmug. by me, an intellectual☠️ March 11, 2023
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Patton Oswalt Is Recoome<.7.9.7.6.>mug. The historical occurrence when a leader or influential person gains their reputation through charisma and propaganda and not necessarily capability or success.
by Mr Hazmat September 1, 2025
Get the Rommel-Patton syndromemug. by Isaac Pillars May 29, 2011
Get the Patton Popmug.