patron

A highly expensive tequila

I know what happens when she drinks patron- Joe Nicholas

by Hooey Vegetation Squash May 21, 2006

patron

an expensive of tequila

What we drankin? That patron. Keep the bottle poppin all night long. What we somke? That kush. Predidential shit. George Bush

by G-Reg B. May 17, 2006

Patron Tequila

An expensive brand of tequila. Usually a status symbol if you are drinking it.;)

"Im on Patron Tequila." -- Paradiso Girls/Keri Hilson

by mariefrancois August 15, 2009

Patrenko

Russian name, is usually the leader of the group and has very big balls. Has a follower called Dimitry.

i like your balls, Patrenko!

by Patrenko123 December 31, 2011

The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.

The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.

by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015

patron

an expensive brand of tequila.
frequently mentioned in rnb songs.

"if you left your man at home,
get two shots of patron,
if you got your favourite thong on,
we gon party till the morning"

pitbull - freaky.

joung jock has a whole song about it.

"yer i was hittin up that patron all night"

by michael separovich March 10, 2008

patronirical

the term used when a person is making fun of another by using sarcasm. derived from the word patronise, patronirical is a word to describe the humiliation that the "patrinee" experiences

person 1 - uh, i cant get this lightbulb on
person 2 - ohh, it must be soooo hard, let me try
person 2 gets the lightbulb on
person 2 - that was an ordeal
person 1 - dont be so patronirical

by Jacksterrr February 22, 2008