A slutty heiress so tremendously stupid that she actually stole one of her own sex tapes being sold at a store, thinking that reducing the number of tapes available by one would actually prevent people from seeing it.
by ben1 July 06, 2006
a stupid, skinny blonde bimbo heiress who is actually a brand as opposed to being a REAL PERSON: she's famous for being famous, she did the Simple Life, she's a singer, she's got her own perfume, she's an actress, model, ect ect ect. basically she is an anorexic, stupid, bitchy, stupid, grudgebearing, stupid skinny bimbo who is actually probaby the same person as stupid skinny cow nic richie.
oh my god i cant sleep, i keep thinking that paris hilton and nicole richie are going to come in the night and steal all my bodyfat and turn me into a blondie bimbo clone. please help.
by Sadie J November 12, 2006
by eeee3333 July 19, 2005
by Casey555 November 14, 2005
paris hilton is coming to town!
To the tune of "Santa Clause is coming to town"
She'll sleep with a girl, she'll sleep with a guy.
She'll make you hurl I'm tellin you why.
Paris Hilton's Coming to town.
She'll take off from the "Simple Life".
She'll tape you both when you sleep.
You won't want her to be your wife.
Cause man can she be cheap.
Oh,She'll sleep with a girl, she'll sleep with a guy.
She'll make you hurl I'm tellin you why.
Paris Hilton's coming to town
She's takin your friends, and doin them twice.
You better believe she's setting a price.
Paris Hilton's Coming.
Boy, is Paris Cumming.
Paris Hilton's Coming to town!
To the tune of "Santa Clause is coming to town"
She'll sleep with a girl, she'll sleep with a guy.
She'll make you hurl I'm tellin you why.
Paris Hilton's Coming to town.
She'll take off from the "Simple Life".
She'll tape you both when you sleep.
You won't want her to be your wife.
Cause man can she be cheap.
Oh,She'll sleep with a girl, she'll sleep with a guy.
She'll make you hurl I'm tellin you why.
Paris Hilton's coming to town
She's takin your friends, and doin them twice.
You better believe she's setting a price.
Paris Hilton's Coming.
Boy, is Paris Cumming.
Paris Hilton's Coming to town!
everything paris hilton does is an example.
by hiltonhaters August 25, 2006
by Drowning Instructor November 26, 2005
A dirty, shallow, pointless white trash heiress who made it big by getting banged by some dick from NJ on night vision and since has become a huge sensation despite having no talent or redeeming qualities what so ever. She's worshipped by double digit IQ'd teenagers who can't take logical criticism about her without resorting to 5th grade insults such as "ur jeluz". Theres a war beetween her fans and her haters debating her fame all over the net. The fans are usually naive 14 year olds without any taste or imaginations in ART or music. Her haters usually resort to logic but can't quite explain it to the generation of mindless, mtv robots raised on fast music videos and shitty music. She's currently the biggest thing in America and frankly, I can sure do without her.
by rob ricksen February 27, 2006