Different groups or factions that have certain opinions on issues and attempt to convince the general public that their position is the correct path, in the hopes that they will be chosen to lead their country.
They all have problems. For example, the two major U.S. political parties:
They all have problems. For example, the two major U.S. political parties:
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She
shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me?
I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the
balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have
no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly,
you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position
you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."
She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She
shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me?
I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the
balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have
no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly,
you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you
expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position
you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's my fault."
by coldpaws January 30, 2005
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by elcee February 10, 2007
Get the parnie mug.Weed and alcohol. What was once a simple, innocent, get together for friends and family, is now essentially a cool kid hangout to "get drunk" and "get high" as if it's the only way to have a "good time". Typically, shitty music is played at these but everyone seems to enjoy it for one reason or another (mostly because a good 90% or so don't have actual personalities).
See also: party.
See also: party.
Dipshit: Dude, are you going to the party this weekend?
Me: Nah, I've got better things to do with my time.
Me: Nah, I've got better things to do with my time.
by cakedonkey November 22, 2004
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by Ani<3 August 12, 2013
Get the Perfie mug.I think Steve is a Eco-partier. He drives his hybrid car to the recycling station to recycle his beer bottles.
by Isay330 October 16, 2010
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Get the micheal parlier mug.When a company, business, corporation, or individual gives you a reward for your work by giving you cheap garbage. Rather than increasing your pay, give you a raise, or a bonus. After all why pay the team a $100 bonus for making the company a lot of money when they can spend $20 on Little Caesar's and keep the rest of the cash for themselves. No doubt you've worked for someone who has done this at least once.
Person 1: Doritos paid some kid $20,000 for a funny looking chip for good PR.
Person 2: Dang, instead of giving striking workers what they want they just pizza partied the entire corporation. If they are willing to pay 20k for good PR I wonder how much they're keeping from their employees?
Person 2: Dang, instead of giving striking workers what they want they just pizza partied the entire corporation. If they are willing to pay 20k for good PR I wonder how much they're keeping from their employees?
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