Parfait

When a man ejaculates in a girls mouth, but instead of swallowing, she holds it in her mouth and tilts her back allowing him to dip his testicles in her mouth, thus completing the "parfait".

Now Katie is a total freak. After giving her a load of throat-yogurt I dipped my balls in her mouth like a parfait.

by FernB March 16, 2011

parfait

adj. Similar to vanilla in the sense of ordinary, but generally used when describing a crowd of people whose emotions are all generic an similar. Like the parfait there are many layers to this scene, but generally they are all frozen and thus have the same taste.

Girl 1: Aww, this is such a cute picture of us.
Guy 1: Idk we all of our smiles look kind of forced.
Guy 2: Yeah we look so parfait.

by The Beard of Zeus March 9, 2007

parfait

A mixture of 2 or more kinds of high quality bud.

Trying to match on a bowl of dank?
Nah let's make it 2 dank ass parfaits.

by Elbob August 11, 2010

Parfait

During sex the male pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's vagina and then sprinkles his shaven pubes on her cum drentched vagina. To make it true parfait the woman must be on her period, extra bloody to give the illusion of strawberries.

Yo, I just gave that bitch a parfait last night.

Hey babe, im on the rag want to have a parfait tonight?

by Monty Strongback July 24, 2011

parfait

when you do some unknown movements such as those that would cause a hammock occupied by only one person to move in awkward and unexpected motions

Gertrude: What the hell is that guy doing in the hammock?
Caroline: I do believe he is parfaiting...he is partaking of the parfait in the hammock!
Gertrude: He's on the phone! If the hammock's a rockin' don't come a knockin!

by Gertrude Kiser January 14, 2007

parfaited

when a mixture of yogurt and granola are thrown at your body

"dude, did you see matt get parfaited in the quad?

by mrrobato November 11, 2012

Parfait

The best food on the whole damned planet. Well, according to Donkey, that is..

Donkey: Have you ever met a person, you say, “Let's get some parfait,” they say, “Hell no, I don't like no parfait”? Parfaits are delicious!

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019