Parched Peasant

One that is full of thirst

"Can u suck me for $10?"
"No! Be gone parched peasant!!"

by SlowlySmart May 22, 2018

crotch parcels

Human offspring, esp. when they are younger (0-14 years)

"It's tough to find a vacation spot that both we and our crotch parcels will enjoy"

by SSPink January 18, 2006

Satan-Parcel

Slang term for feces which (un-intuitively) does not involve packaging of any sort.

Johnny screamed wildly as the enormous satan-parcel ripped from his anus with colossal force.

by Friend_of_Ginet1x February 25, 2010

quad-parked

Similar to a double park, a quad park is when a car exploits four parking spaces. This is a defensive measure taken by pompous snobs to ensures the safety of ones expensive vehicle . A traditional quad-park is parallel to the designated lines, but an equally effective method is in a "I dont give a fuck" diagonal formation (see hexa-park).

Today I saw this pretentious prick pull into the Best Buy parking lot and totally quad-parked his PT Cruiser. Who does he think he is taking up four spots?

The Tanger outlets parking was practically deserted on white wednesday, so for fun we quad-parked my mom's audi.

by kitty_lover111 November 30, 2011

gentlemans parcel

penis and testicles. like 'man junk' only more refined.

Alan casually sat and manipulated his gentlemans parcel while opining on the majesty of the Spanish attacking thrust.

by vxrandall July 4, 2012

jace parcell

A semi tough redneck from backwoods pennsylvania normally found around tobacco or classy women.

I walked through the woods and saw a wild Jace Parcell

by Buckmaster May 21, 2014

Peter Parked

When you deepthroat someone and she’s face up upside down like when spiderman kissed Mary Jane

Hey Gerry I Peter Parked my dick in Lissa last week, how about you

by Asdfgtio66 November 4, 2019