I beg your pardon!

A phrase used in exclamation, and politeness by English gentlemen and the alike. A posh way of saying What!

Also the name of a Blog
ibegyourpardon.thumblogger.com

Edward: Geoffry did you see the curves on that fine fillie?

Geoffry: I beg your Pardon!

by Captain of I beg your pardon! August 20, 2008

Alan Parson's Project

(N.) Dr. Evil's Favorite Band from the Mid-Seventies.

"Since this satelite was developed by Dr. Alan Parsons, we shall call this... The Alan Parsons Project!"

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?
The expression - used sarcastically to answer a rhetorical question - refers to the lovely American singer and actress, whose huge breasts probably lead her to lie down on her back to sleep.

I found my lucky pair of shoes when I was offered a job to do a TV report on shoe fashions. I was a television correspondent and was asked to review the new shoe styles at all the sleek and swanky boutiques around Manhattan. Would I be interested? Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?

by Colourful English May 2, 2006

pardon my French

An apology for using profanity (and casual national insult).

Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck. Pardon my French.

by george December 1, 2003

pardon my freedom

since we are going through a french to freedom revolution, IE: freedom fries, freedom toast, freedom kissing. since the fraise pardon my french exists it is now pardon my freedom.

Doc: sry but u have aids

Guy: MOTHER FUCKER

Guy: o pardon my freedom

by nicky the don July 6, 2005

Parsons' law

The law stating that a piece of equipment will not work, named after physicist Nick Parsons

This Maltese cross tube isn't working, clearly it obeys Parsons' law!

This is not the way it should be, it must be Parsonic.

by Lsymms December 15, 2013

pardon my swag

An arrogant statement used ironically.

-Your coat looks good, Jimmy.
-Pardon my swag.

by SWAG Jimmy December 30, 2015