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parentnoia

when parents don't let their children do anything, and are afraid of everything in the world, because their baby might catch a cold, or fall down, etc.
The mother absoultely FREAKED OUT when another toddler grabbed her child's juice box. "Dont't drink that!!!" she screamed.
She is suffering from a severe case of parentnoia.
by Meadow Soprano October 14, 2007
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paranomia

a combination of the words PARANOia and insoMnIA. It's also the title of a 1986 hit by the band Art of Noise along with Max Headroom.
Please let me sleep! I have paranomia.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 3, 2007
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PARANOiA -Respect-

One of the hardest PARANOiA remixes made for Dance Dance Revolution. It runs at a constant 300 BPM, and has 5 stops.

Contrary to most other PARANOiAs (excluding ETERNAL, which was by an external remixer who won a music competition by KONAMI), this PARANOiA is NOT by Naoki Maeda. Instead, it is by Sota Fujimori, who has done various other Bemani songs such as Star Gate Heaven, Back Into The Light and Look to the Sky.
PARANOiA -Respect-
.3k (Sota Fujimori pseudonym)

BPM: 300
Stops: 5

B-3 L-6 S-9 H-10
by Oni-91 November 13, 2007
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apostrophe paranoia

Condition suffered by English teachers and others who see missing and misplaced apostrophes where they shouldn't (or is it "shouldnt"?) be.

See also: comma paranoia, spelling paranoia.
I stared at that word for ten seconds before I realized that the apostrophe was actually SUPPOSED to be there. Apostrophe paranoia.
by suffisance July 30, 2010
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paranoia survivor max

a remix of the song "paranoia" which first appear in the first mix of dance dance revolution, a popular dancing video game. this song clocks in at 290 beats per minute (BPM) and made its first appearance in DDR's 8th mix, also known as extreme. the set of steps on the "challenge" difficulty make up the absolute hardest song to ever appear on any of the eight mixes.
by eric September 25, 2003
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whitey paranoia

the fear of minorities that white people experience in an urban setting
White Girl: OMG is that black guy coming up to our car?
Black Girl: Biotch you need to quit with that whitey paranoia.
by thetoast September 6, 2008
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Pokemon paranoia

That moment your boyfriend /partner takes a minute too long to take your photo.
"Done yet?"
"Nah this lighting's really shit. Let me try something with the settings"
"...okay, how about now?"
"I think the camera app just crashed, gimme a sec"
"If this is another Vaporeon asshole...."

--Pokemon paranoia
by Dude_why_are_my_socks_wet July 23, 2016
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