blue parakeet

to shove an entire straw from any fast food restaurant down your throat and continuously adding more until you turn blue and make a sound that resembles one of a parakeets.

John tried the blue parakeet challenge the other day, he's awesome.

by bob ross the crafter of sorts February 6, 2018

Full parakeet

When a person is so drunk, they mistake their own reflection in the mirror for another person.

Yeah man, he did it again. Robert was so wasted, he got into a shouting match with his own reflection for an hour. Dude went full parakeet.

by hipduds July 6, 2018

Ball parakeet

The act of putting ones balls on someone’s shoulders like a parakeet while saying “ball parakeet!”

Ahmad: “yea I just did a ball parakeet on my girlfriend she seemed to really like it”

by tpih2324 March 3, 2022

parakeet

Medium to small bird, various species generally closely related to the Parrot species. Regulary misused by Americans who call their budgerigars 'parakeets'.

American: "I have a parakeet"
Me: "Cool, what sort of bird is it?"
American: "A parakeet"
Me: "No dumbass, its a budgerigar."

by Anthony January 7, 2004

parakeet blast

A literal translation from Mexican Spanish pericazo, for a snort of cocaine.

Ricardo offered me a parakeet blast and a Tecante, so we blasted parakeet and drank cerveza.

by dawson. April 21, 2008

parameter

A unit of legnth that didn't quite make it as an SI unit of measurement. It is however based on the SI unit of legnth, the meter, it is just not quite big enough to pass a meter in the real world.

The parameters of this situation aren't quite a meter. (This makes more sense if you are stoned)

by Habib de Beer February 14, 2006

Paramedic

Someone who looks good in a green jumpsuit and can drive a van really fast through tight roads. In their social world they let their hair down and can party and drink with the best of them. First to the scene of an accident and last to leave a party.

Look at that paramedic and how fast she can drive, I wonder who would win in a van race an F1 driver, a rally driver or that green jump-suited paramedic.

by Stig J. Bungee June 25, 2018