global panini

Global panini is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic" and the food dish "panini," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panera bread, and global pandemilovato

I'm sick and tired of this global panini, can't she just end already?

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021

panini press

An exclamatory remark uttered after a male friend has performed some action to show he is completely whipped by his girlfriend. The implication being that he would be willing to purchase a panini press for his apartment/dorm room/house/living quarters if she asked him to.

John: "I can't watch the game tonight, Sally and I are going to see Phantom of the Opera."
Friends (together): "Panini Press!"

by Mobius67 November 16, 2009

Panini Grill

Panini Grill, best pizza in staten island, there is cum in my sock.

Among us the Panini Grill in my balls

by the beaver stopper September 27, 2021

Christina Panini

Christina Panini is overall an idiot, and generally a metaphorical crackhead, if you know a Christina Panini then you should value her deeply despite her stupidity within her actions, she’s a bomb ass bish and will love you very much but may not always show it and is ALWAYS more clumsy than clumsy, a true celebrator of national crackhead day and a pancake lover, commonly with her idiot friends who she is a complete weirdo around

Random dude: who is that?!
Different random dude: that’s a Christina Panini

Original random dude: should’ve known

by Meeeeegan November 3, 2019

grundlewich panini

Two grundles, fresh pressed, having been washed within two days, marinating in a stew of gooey satisfaction due to previous exersions, whatever may be the cause.

Well that was quite a marathon. All I need is to get my face betwixt a nice hot grundlewich panini

by bradfenkel February 23, 2014

Porcelain Panini

The act of smashing a fresh turd between the seat and lid of a toilet.

I had to drop a deuce in the worst way but couldn't as someone had turned my shitter into a porcelain panini.

by Stank22 January 19, 2016

panini poonani

Verb, slang for eating out a poonani

Oh shit did you panini poonani her?

by BlackToAfrica January 7, 2014