parsoning

Named after a kid named Parsons. Verb; to play the worst practical joke possible on someone.

I'm gonna parson his house the fuck up.

or

You just got parsoned

by von herring October 28, 2004

parsonym

An acronym contained within an acronym.

Example 1: USB is an acronym for "Universal Serial Bus." Bus is an acronym for "Bidirectional universal switch." Bus is a parsonym of USB. (Computer and Information Science)

Example 2: THIS is an acronym for "Tanzania HIV Indicator Survey." HIV is an acronym for "Human Immunodeficiency Virus." HIV is a parsonym of THIS. (Science and Medicine)

Example 3: TAPS is an acronym for "TERCOM Aircraft Positioning System." TERCOM is an acronym for "Terrain Comparison." TERCOM is a parsonym of TAPS. (Military and Government)

"Yeah, and then he says to me, 'Did you notice that "Bus" is a parsonym of USB?'" "Like I give a f***." "What a flake."

by dreadsocks December 17, 2007

paison

A rare bird that lives in the fr southeast of africa. It is known for being stupid as fuck.

This stupid paison bird drank my beer and started twerking.

by Pigeon family July 1, 2018

owen parsons

The greatist person alive mostly referred as god. He is also know as king penis.

Owen parsons is a great person

by David atterbra April 21, 2018

Spencer parsons

Fuck off ya cunt

Fuck off Spencer Parsons.

by Bryce Wanye April 23, 2018

Georgie parson

Sexy and nice person usually a blond or brown hair. Dates a fucking lot of Joe's and just any boys. 👊💪

Sally:Can u see that sexy girl
Me:that's a Georgie parson

by Finn fuck July 26, 2019

Aaron Parsons

One would describe an asshole as an Aaron Parsons. Typically a man who loves to gaslight, is heavily addicted to coke & likes to sell it behind their girlfriends back & lie about even doing it. If you were to encounter an asshole named Aaron Parsons id run the other way unless you want to waste a whole ton of time on a selfish asshole who’ll eventually start hitting you when you stop giving him his way. Assholes are not good people. Assholes generally have very shitty intentions like your actual asshole.

If you have any self worth you wish to keep, dont fall for the narcissism. An Aaron can generally be found on tinder/bumble, if you encounter this thing of a man just walk away & don’t look back.

I pulled an Aaron parsons last night and smashed my girls back on the wall

by Dalil December 21, 2019