PAD-J

/pad, jā/

pronounced "Pad-Jay".

noun: PAD-J; plural noun: PAD-Js

1.
a person who introduces and plays recorded popular music while performing over the music with a PAD instrument such as an MPC, MASCHINE, Push, Launchpad or other pad-oriented instrument.
2.
A modern DJ that actually does something. i.e. A DJ with actual musical skill.

"Thank god we had a PAD-J at that party not a DJ!"
"The PAD-J was tearing it up last night!"
"I'll bet that PAD-J has no problem with foreplay"

by Music History Professor June 1, 2018

pad breath

when a girl wears a pad too long and her coochie stinks

I could smell Ginas pad breath from a mile away.

Gina took her pants off and her pads breath was kickin'.

by gi-tract December 11, 2018

Pad hunter

One who seeks out Maxi Pads in trash cans used by women you are highly attracted to. This is followed by masturbation using the maxi pad.

going on a pad hunter mission: Visiting a friend you are attracted to and seeking out her used maxi pads in her bathroom waste basket.

by pad hunter October 17, 2006

pad mate

Same as cell mate. The person or people you share a cell in, in prison.

"Our new pad mate is a lifer" Said Jon, in a high pitched voice.

by Jimi p August 15, 2006

Pad Habit

When you repeatedly "touch" your Kindle or other "non touch pad" screen to navigate your way around the screens' surface, to no avail.

It took me forever to read this Kindle article. I kept trying to turn the page by touching the screen like I do with my ipad. I have a really Pad Habit!

by WordCurious December 2, 2010

pad hunter

An individual who seeks menstrual pads from a woman whom he/she is highly attracted to. The pad is then used for mastubatory purposes.

i cant think of an example
pad hunter...
wait...

by iThink February 22, 2008

Pad Thai

A Noodle dish from Thailand. Pad Thai is made from rice noodles, tofu, scallions, garlic, crushed peanuts, egg and sprouts fried in a wok and tossed in a sauce made with fish sauce, sugar, tamarind paste ( although, not traditionally) and rice vinegar. Vegan versions are made the same minus the egg and fish sauce. If no fish sauce is used they will use soy sauce.

Remi: "mmmm baby this pad thai is sooo good!"

by D.hani May 1, 2013