Oxymormon

A Mormon who follows their religion but says stuff that contradicts their religion.

"You know Timmy was saying the other day that he would totally bang another girl in the chapel"
"Oh Timmy, he is such an oxymormon for saying that"

by Heyo_Airbabe November 29, 2016

oxymoron

The best fucking punk rock band ever

I got the shit kicked out of me at the moshpit at the oxymoron show!

by kendall October 7, 2003

oxymoron

Anyone who falls for that late-night TV commercial for the goofy cleaning product, Oxy-Clean.

"Hi, Rufus and I just bought some cleaner sold by a huckster on television!"

by dickster March 13, 2003

oxymoron

A sequence of contradictory words

The posh bit of Leeds

by Zanthos April 13, 2005

Oxymormon

A member of the Church of Latter Day Saints (Mormon Church) who is either a liberal and/or progressive in their political views.

John: "Hey did you hear that Elder Christensen is voting for Obama?"

William: "Yes, he is such an Oxymormon."

politics progressives liberals left democrats

by Anonym912 January 17, 2012

oxymoron

Someone too dumb too inhale.

"Paramedic! Ex-president Bush seems to be staggering as he walks, and turning intermittently blue-white."

"That's quite normal, sir. He's an oxymoron."

by Pipe Downn December 9, 2013

Oxymoron

A sentence with two words going in the contradictory order for each other.

1: Hey son wanna go to Eggworks?
2:Sure dad, I wanna see how eggs work!
This is an example of oxymoron

by HiGuyzItzMeh November 23, 2019