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Oprah

A person with soooooo much power in America that countless drones of women elect to the top role of president a jr. senator with no experience, who before he's allowed to take office, causes a daily stock market plunge.
"Man, that damn bitch Oprah has just Oprahed our economical tomb."
by fanodan13 December 17, 2008
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Oprah

A person of any race who went from being poor to beng a billionaire, or just rich.
Look at Becky over there with her Mercedes, she's such an Oprah.
by Spaz Attack September 4, 2008
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Oprah

talk show host. america has thrived off her for 20 years. shes now become the antichrist stating her own religious beliefs which over 2 million people believe now in a matter of days
"Hey man why don't you go to church anymore?"

"Church? F*** church man. I got Oprah."
by JORDAN NORRIS April 22, 2008
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Oprahism

The religion that worships Oprah Winfrey. You fit into this belief if you watch all of her T.V shows(Tivo them too), constantly look her up on Wikipedia, & Wear oprah winfrey merchandise. This religion usually consists of Femenists, gay men, middle-aged women, and black women.
Steve: I am a firm beliver in Oprahism.I go to the national church of Oprah everyday.

Doug: ......Dick Mouth.
by It's just me. August 20, 2008
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Oprah

The finest of Purple Haze (Cannabis Sativa,Weed,Pot,Ganja,Hashish,etc.) Derived in the South. Also known as "The Color Purple/Oprah"
"Cuzzo! I'm high as hell of that Oprah, ya heard!"

"That song called Oprah by Fiend is off the hook!)
by Capo Joe April 23, 2009
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Oprah

Oprah - Former Host of the TV show "Oprah Winfrey Show."
She also yelled out "ouch my va-jay-jay, on her show once. Then she got Bitch-Slammed from all the critics that
told her she should not refer to her vagina that way.
1.) "Man I think Oprah Winfrey should run for president."
2.) "Your such a fucktard."
by prematurejaculator June 11, 2018
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Oprah

Over Pants Reach Around Handy
Noun or Verb
I was waiting at the bar for a drink when this honey cruised over and Oprah'd me.
My girlfriend's best friend gave me an Oprah at the Taylor Swift concert.
by IsaacDeeesNutz69 February 15, 2023
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