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Window of Opportunity

When one has reached the maximum level of being stoned & is compelled to leave unexpectedly out of fear of themselves.
Hey sorry I bailed last night without saying goodbye or grabbing my shit; I saw my window of opportunity.
by Daisy Dunham May 25, 2020
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Opportunity Cumpletion

Based loosely on the economic principle of opportunity cost:
1. It is the act of withholding ones orgasm during masterbation in hopes of finding a better scene/camera angle in the pornographic video you are watching.
2. The difficult decision that must be made during intercourse as to when it is acceptable for a male to finish.
I waited until the end of the film for my opportunity cumpletion.
by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009
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Equal Opportunity Fucker

...or other wise known as an EOF!!! Someone who isn't finicky, and likes it both beefy and cheesy....in bed!
I like them big, tall, fat, small, short, dumb, smart, etc...I am an Equal Opportunity Fucker...EOF....whatcha got?
by RED1043.com February 26, 2009
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Impactful pooportunity

The opportunity to to finally poop after many days of impacting due to constipation.
I finally had an impactful pooportunity and I feel much lighter now!
by -Office wife November 24, 2009
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POMO (Position of Maximum Opportunity)

The ideal location or spot to be in for success.
At a bar, I want to sit at a table that is a POMO (Positionof Maximum Opportunity) for checking out the hotties.

In sports, I was in a POMO (Position of Maximum Opportunity) to receive the pass that led to my score.
by Hang Loose Bro March 27, 2010
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Pooportunity

The specific opportunity to defecate when one has the chance.
Example 1: One should always take a pooportunity when one has a chance.

Example 2: John regretted not taking the pooportunity as he faced into the 3 hour bus journey.

Example 3: Jo was waiting for the pooportune time to exact revenge.

Example 4: Walking along the cliff, Simon spotted the perfect pooportunity to enjoy the view of the sunset.
by Jocian August 11, 2014
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window of opportunity

A time where the chance for action (usually, but not always, sexual in nature) arises. When one sees such a chance, one must grab it (or, if you will, jump through the window of opportunity).
1. The Sexual Window of Opportunity. . .
Where one comes across a girl drinking a pint, and casually slips her a tab of rohypnol, thus creating a window of opportunity for easy sex later.

2. The non-Sexual Window of Opportunity. . .
Where one sees and old lady struggling with heavy shopping, the window of opportunity arises to help her. Remove a baguette, whack her over the head, and take her purse and sausages.
by Jeffrey Douglas February 1, 2007
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