Oozing with puss

When you feel so KUNT you're dripping with puss

"OOh bitch you're oozing with puss in this fitted gown"

by MsGoodPuss May 7, 2024

Ooze a blooper

The act of pooing in which the poo is roughly the consistency of soft serve yogurt, perhaps with toppings or perhaps without.

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“I need to ooze a blooper,” I told my wife, who rolled her eyes in response

by Japles P April 23, 2023

Dick Ooze

The jelly that spills out of a man´s burrito when he gets overexcited with a girl´s Taco Al Pastor if you catch my drift ladies/ gentlemen

"Damn dude, you wouldnt believe the Ooze I shot after a hard session of knobbing at Jenny´s last night" -Some dude named Jeff who plays in the Lacross Team

"Dude I went full mode Schwarzenegger last night on Enrique. The Dick Ooze was so intense I thought I America would invade me fearing it was oil" Chad, 24 , been in college 2 years longer than he is supposed to, calls everyone dude

"Shit man Trent was bugging such a douche I thought we were going to drown on all that ooze his dick was spilling" - Brandon, not related to any Stark, thinks he is beach ready even though he drinks beer for breakfast and yells titties at every girl he sees showing an ounce of skin

by The Real Slim Chad May 17, 2018

Bitchy ooze

When your such a bitch you just have a seeping bitchy ooze all around you just drowning everyone in your mean calus attitude

Dammit Susan your bitchy ooze is getting everywhere, we want to avoid drowning in your means ass

by SuezeeSmurd March 1, 2019

SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome)

Here’s the situation. You have this chick over and you about to eat some flounder. As she becomes moist, you then realize she has SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). You can either tell her your stomach hurts and fish will just irritate it, or you can man up and say you gotta drop a massive dookster and will be right back. You proceed to go to the bathroom and eat a dead bat that you’ve been storing for a situation like this. You will instantly contract COVID-19 and lose all smell and taste. Now get back out there and enjoy a nice filet-o-fish.

T-Bone: Yo broski, what’s on the menu tonight?

Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..

T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.

Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.

by Stoney69 April 23, 2021

oozing

(v.) ooze in the gerund form

1. to do something slighting embarrassing

2. to leak cringe on others
3. to tamper with (but not ruin) good vibes

4. anything done slowly and subtly that is reminiscent of the seeping of smelly slugglish fluid

I heard Samantha hooked up with Chad last night, and he was not oozing at all.

Every time you bring up your toxic boyfriend, you ooze all over me. Let's talk about something else.

Will you stop with the gay jokes because you're oozing right now.

by bevspeaks_nephew March 9, 2024

Oozing Ass Juice

An excessive amount of swass

Our homeboy Tyranitar has some of the worse oozing ass juice i've seen

by ASS EATTING JEW 69 May 6, 2018